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Where do you stand?

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to be with her? Here's a ready reckoner for you:

Let’s call our hero Rahul and gal Priya.

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% just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Priya??"

Priya: "None of your business" and bangs the phone. (Useless fellow. Humph!).

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% Good Friend %

you are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: "Hi Priya",

Priya: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Priya calls back after two days)

Priya: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?”

Rahul: "Generally".

Priya: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some movie tickets.

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% Very good friend %

well you are like the pressure cooker safety valve for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Priya: "You know Rahul, Rajesh is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl".

Rahul: "Who is Rajesh??"

Priya: "My boyfriend."

Rahul: Oh! Ok. :-(

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% Best Friend %


you are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.

But don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend.

Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. (Rahul, you pay. I am having fun.)

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Priya: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know."

Rahul: What?? (Rahul is heartbroken and drinks all night).

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% Bestest Friend %

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything.

You are the ultimate servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do anything she will drag you along).

But but but ... Don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a house in London or New York.

Priya: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Rajesh. Rajesh this is Rahul, he is my bestest friend".

Rahul: Hi Rajesh. (Handshake. Rajesh breaks Rahul's wrist).

Rahul is now heartbroken and wrist broken.

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% Boyfriend %


Do I need to say more. You're already a gone case!

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Now where do you stand?

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